Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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Comments (321)
jet_fml 0
I actually think that's kind of cute, but to each her own. Nevertheless, your life is not ******. Get over it.
Fahad_fml 0
that could just be like a joke or something and his real proposal could happen very soon
NonchalantSavant 0
You now know what kind of guy he is (if you haven't already figured it out in 4 years). If you choose to marry him, you have chosen to be with a guy who's not very romantic. What you'll probably end up doing is torturing him for the rest of his life because even though you went into this thing KNOWING he's not romantic, you're going to try to change him into something he's not. It's all up to you. Oh, and congratulations!
AshleyRose784 0
Neither confirm nor deny and wait for tonight. See if he's actually planning to propose in person first.
catatonicsleep 17
I've heard of people using how they met or some other big event (first kiss, first place he realized he loved her etc) to propose to people, so like under a specific tree in the park, at a certain restraunt etc, so if you met that way then maybe BUT not by updating his status to seem as though you had already accepted, maybe posting a comment on your page asking you would have been ok but his presumption is a horrible way to do it. Rings are not important to the actual proposal, neither my Granddad nor my Dad proposed with a ring, they took their fiance out to choose their own after they had accepted. Engagement rings don't have to be flashy and expensive they can be any ring you want them to be, doesn't have to be diamonds and platinum. The thing that you should be focusing on if you are asked is the person who asked you not what ring they bought to ask you with.
resawins 0
my ex-fiance proposed via text message. it read "you're my fiance ok?"
darkmis1 18
Did u accept or reject?
jasey_rae 0
just remember if this is how he proposed if you were to get a divorce, would he just end the marriage via facebook without telling you? history tends to repeat itself. and if you want to be with him you need to have a serious talk about how to communicate with each other. because obviously that has to happen if you even want a snowflakes chance in hell to make your possible marriage work.
ChasinParkedCars 0
did he send you a nice ering in the process? jokes aside, that is just ridiculous. are you guys like eharmony status? long distance?
Claud_fml 0
It takes a LOT for a man to propose... In any way that Is (unless he was just joking around) even though it wasn't in a conventional way.. It still counts on my book. Good luck!