Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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Comments (321)
rkowatch 0
okay in my opinion... not an fml... whereas i am a guy that feels a great deal of emotion should be put into somethign like this... it might also be that he has a hard time with such things. be happy that he wants to spend his life with you, and i bet years down the road when your married, you both might laugh a little about this (the fml posting mostly)
ChampagneAngel87 0
OP: That is just sad. Two words: request denied. I'm sure someone else has already said this, but still. I'd click "no" now and kick his ass later.
Everlost 0
sadly that is revolution... all those tradition are slowly being taken over by people not caring.
thatrocker 0
i kinda agree with #173, but still modern electronics dont take over everything
klt159 0
My boyfriend (of 2 1/2 yrs) asked me out that way... But I would think that someone would warm up enough after 4 yrs of dating to ask that in person.
warpedtourgurl 0
Damn thats a horrible proposal.
pick3l51 0
OMG STOP THATS SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND INCREDIBLY ADORABLE!!!!!!! AWWW!!!
DncrHap 9
... Definitely not an FML. Or a YDI. That's just silly. I mean, you're freaking engaged now! That's amazing! Just enjoy it, and now you have a funny story for your kids.
AndrewG 0
FYL. If it makes you feel better, my parents have been happily marries for 24 years and my dad proposed over the phone while recounting his total debts.
sparda4355 0
"Today, I was trying to be funny and changed my relationship status from "in a relationship" to "engaged" because my girlfriend kept nagging about us getting married. She thought I was serious, now were engaged... FML"