Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Full support
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
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LilyZombie 8
What a jerk :/ put him and her both back in the hospital... ICU.
marinus_fml 20
At least it wasn't for the sexy nurse ;)
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Comments (108)
friendgift 2
I read above some comment like "true love" or something like that. True love my a*s! He's an idiot and sooner or later he'll know that.
Sammbucholz 0
ouch
klago06 0
So sorry. That is awful.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
You're better off without, he sounds like a douche if he did that to you!
cjzolo2 5
Why were u in hospital for 2 months
kainpwnsu 19
If you have a boyfriend for 3 years who hasn't married you, its obviously not going to happen. You're actually surprised by this? Duh. My guess is cute, interesting, and puts out. If you look down and see sweat pants and/or no feet around your stomach, I'll put even money on my prediction.
kainpwnsu 19
I meant to say "my guess is SHE is cute, more interesting...". Yay for bad typing!
kellandj2019 7
Some people like to take relationships very slowly-people don't always date then get married straight away you know.
kellandj2019 7
What, he dumped you for a baby chicken, did he? Don't refer to a girl as a chick.
ImaKoala 19
I hope she has an std
lilithfury 23
Put them both in the hospital.