Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Full support
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
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LilyZombie 8
What a jerk :/ put him and her both back in the hospital... ICU.
marinus_fml 20
At least it wasn't for the sexy nurse ;)
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Comments (108)
tinkerbell2oo8 4
technically it didn't say they were friends it just said they shared hospital room and she called her "some chick"
rbutler271 0
What the ****!!!! Thats horrible....men are such dogs thats why i hate them :p
dominoe72896 0
True that! Btw I love your username. Ryan butler is so hot(:
sccergrl7 3
That's happen to me except it was with a girl in our p.e. Class and they always told me they hated eachother until 3 months later they were dating
stacianichole 2
So they claimed to hate each other...but really they liked each other?? Use that one for future reference.
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe he isn't into transsexuals.
bubo_fml 11
Was she a paraplegic? Less limbs = less complications...Sorry, that'll win out everytime...FYL!
HeavyRainxx 0
I know how you feel. That's why I don't like introducing my friends to him.
IronMaiden45 0
I hope she was put in for having an STD that will teach him
lsaechao24 0
That ****** up fyl
RKD 23
Your ex-boyfriend was your major ex-douche! You are better off, and when he tries to come back(as he probably will), DO NOT take him back! Sorry to hear!
wriptidez 0
never introduce