Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Full support
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
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LilyZombie 8
What a jerk :/ put him and her both back in the hospital... ICU.
marinus_fml 20
At least it wasn't for the sexy nurse ;)
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Comments (108)
themaineforever 0
I'm not trying to sound mean but this would be a perfect illustrated fml or 10 second trauma. Anyway... What a little bastard!!!
ergo_fml 13
Dumping a sick girl? That's pretty effing low.
badactor009 0
Really? I do it all the time.
Jamicianprince 1
Freak
shavee 5
u think thats low?? My gf dumped me when she found out i had cancer (which i was thankfully able to beat..) Her excuse? She had better things to do in life then deal with the depression i might go into because of my illness.... "i need a shrink not a friend/gf" were her parting words...
Shortiejordi 0
:(
Lookinforlove10 1
Thats fu*ked up.
_Krijs 5
At least he had the decency to end it instead of stringing you along and in the long run, hurting you even more. You can't help who you fall in love with, but yeah, it definitely does suck :/
badactor009 0
Move on with your life. Breakups hurt but they happen. If you get in the pool you are going to get wet. The alternative is to sit home alone, pet your cat and watch TV with a bag of chips and ice cream. Doesn't that sound like a life worth living? Besides, you all are better off now. He was just not that into you. He probably never was or the relationship had run it's course (at least for him). Forget about this guy and move on. Your other choice is to wallow in this situation. Move on... and down the road this becomes a great story.
matt1978 0
Haha
lilnick54 0
Should of given him a sexy spounge bath lol
lex1459 38
Were you in the hospital for a stab to the back??
zungg 5
Now you van go for the doctor who operated u