Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, after I had third date sex with a guy I really like, he ended up sleeping over. This morning we woke up, showered together, had breakfast, and he admitted to me he couldn’t remember my name because he currently has four women on the go and forgot which one I am. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Arian_fml 0
Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!
musicislife1995_fml 0
nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.
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Comments (138)
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
GreenDaemon21 0
hey, at least u have good luck on ur side, amirite?
quarty165 0
if dating a guy who sleeps around and then rolls a dice to pick a girl (which is ridiculous, end of story. how much can he care about the person if he picked them out of a hat?) counts as luck to you, you have a skewed view of luck.
Green_Lady_fml 0
Maybe he loved them all as much as one another?
janise 2
So you found out you're dating a *****...Sorry bout that.
NewGrace 0
First time posting, yay. That aside, you guys had just started dating (im assuming), so yeah, he could date other people. If you guys had dated for years, and made it clear you were in an exclusive relationship, that would be another story. The dice thing, yeah thats weird, and not a very nice thing to tell you. But, most likely he just thought it was funny since it was such a dumb thing to do, and he wouldnt do something like that again. AND, considering youve been dating for 3 years, clearly the relationship is working. So what if the reason he decided to go steady with you was pure chance. Blind dates, internet dating sites, meeting people in online games, all are weird in their own way. And #12, seriously... youve never done ANYTHING stupid in the past. He wasnt cheating on her, he just chose who to go steady with in a childish way. Clearly he is a horrible threat to this world who should never date anyone again. Get past the fact he dated other people at the beginning of your relationship, thats what people do. You should date around
thatguy1103 0
Welcome! Next time keep it short, this isn't Montel.
zenti 2
Well, seeing as this girl posted this up on FML she's clearly upset by it. He wasn't just dating the other girls, he was sleeping with them while still seeing the OP. That's still not being fair to her, who thought that he was dedicating his time to her only.
zenti 2
He was sleeping with five other girls while he was seeing her, so yeah he was cheating on her. That's a bit different from just "dating" the other girls.
I_am_stupid_also 6
YDI for sleeping with him when you first started dating. If it is ok for you to sleep around, why not him? Or were you somehow married according to tribal law by sleeping with him?
katamine 17
hahaha sounds like something from the book 'dice man'
Boddmon 0
hopefully he used a condom all 5 times X number of times.
allmidnighteyes 11
**** condoms; premarital sex is the shit. Get 'em pregnant. Get 'em pregnant. Get 'em pregnant.
boone_fml 0
really he only had to use condoms with 4 of them as long as it was always the same 4. and the 5th one didn't have anything
Boddmon 0
child support! child support! child support!
Rellich 0
I have respect for this guy, he had the balls to come out and admit it, a jackass would just keep it secret.
Emperor_Jim 0
You hit the douchebag jackpot! :D
elisabethecstasy 0
your boyfriend is a complete douche. FHISLIFE.
boone_fml 0
no he isn't
elisabethecstasy 0
No you are right. He is such a nice guy.
damnrosi 0
dating does not mean exclusive. It means dating, so you can also be seeing, and sleeping with, other people until you decide to be exclusive. and rolling a dice wasn't very smart, but maybe they were all great people and he honestly couldn't choose between them. geez, sounds like theres a lot of kids on this site what with all the "hes a douche", when its not cheating because they were not exclusive. whats with kids these days and thinking that you have to be friends or exclusive with no inbetween?
ani7793 0
wth??? when did dating become sample buffet???? gosh....when you're dating someone..there shouldn't be a time period until it's exclusive. When you tell somebody that you're going to be their boy/girlfriend you're making a commitment to them to stay faithful until you break up. if people nowadays have to have five girlfriends/boyfriends at the same time in order for them to decide who is the right person....then yes...ftl for being so inconsiderate. This is how STD and crap get spread around because people are all over the moon all at the same time. At least if he had been dating them separately and got some nasty disease he could have been diagnosed before he got to the next girl. i find it hard to believe that you can form a truly intimate healthy relationship while you're sampling other people at the same time. She was just lucky he decided to roll a die and didn't keep them all...
Callyn 47
Dating does not mean that you are boyfriend/girlfriend. Dating means that you are going on a dates. It does not become exclusive until the two of you make it that way. That's how dating works, that's how it's worked since dating became standard instead of arranged marriages happening.
ihateallpeople 0
ani...wth? they're talking about dating, not boyfriend/girlfriend. Dating is what occurs before then, when you're starting to get to know them not when you're having an intimate relationship with them. You are a dumb ****.
1337Steph 0
Rofl at #45. They don't know the difference between dating and actually being in a relationship with someone, calling them "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". Dating: Thing you do before you officially go out with someone. You normally date someone for weeks to get to know them. Boyfriend/GF: After you 2 have dated and decided to commit.
ani7793 0
wow...very mature thank you dumb ****. god get a life. Thank you to the others for correcting me though. I never was taught there was a difference. for you ihateallpeople go **** a cow and slit your wrist god...everyone else was able to correct me without getting PISSED you little shitbrain...