Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, after I had third date sex with a guy I really like, he ended up sleeping over. This morning we woke up, showered together, had breakfast, and he admitted to me he couldn’t remember my name because he currently has four women on the go and forgot which one I am. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Arian_fml 0
Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!
musicislife1995_fml 0
nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.
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Comments (138)
123457 0
im pretty sure its called a dice not a die
grapes430 1
actually, the plural form is dice and the singular form is die.
HeyMacklemore 10
#128 THANK YOU!! There are so many people in the comments on this FML who keep saying "a dice". It's driving me crazy.
ronkster44 2
Well congratulations!!!
Kathts7 12
I could understand it if hé had just dated 2 girls and couldn't figure out which one to pick... But 5? And he's been sleeping with All of you? That's kinda disgusting!
thepartyturtle 4
I bet he told all 5 the same thing
fantasyworld 39
Tell the other girls.
alex_gen 39
What I'm getting from this is that he slept with you on your first few dates? Not even considering the other 5 girls, that's still a YDI from me.
fullycaffeinated 5
Find five other guys you'd like to date... and roll a die!!
RiddleMePancake 12
a whole lotta breakups eh?