Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, after I had third date sex with a guy I really like, he ended up sleeping over. This morning we woke up, showered together, had breakfast, and he admitted to me he couldn’t remember my name because he currently has four women on the go and forgot which one I am. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Arian_fml 0
Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!
musicislife1995_fml 0
nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.
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Comments (138)
kukri187 12
big deal. It was three years ago.
fellbell 0
Wow that's alot of money going on condoms...
oNikkio 0
Some men are just disgusting. I'm sorry that that type of thing happened to you. *sigh* Did he say this after a fight?
lemony_fml 0
Is your boyfriend named Tiger Woods by any chance? He didn't tell you that too did he? Dammit.
movies12 0
wow... that sucks really bad. What a douche.
Pandesme 0
Wow, that sucks. Even if you guys were just "dating" at the time he was sleeping with other women, and weren't exlcusive, it still can't feel very good to find out. He sounds like a coward anyways, having to roll the dice to pick between you all. Either he was a coward and couldn't choose for himself, or he just didn't care enough about any of you to choose for himself. Are you going to stay with him and work it out? Or are you going to break up with him? Whatever you decide I hope it works out for you!
ScaryyMary 14
This is when you find the other 4 girls and pull a "John Tucker Must Die" thing. :D
IsaacYorkHawk 0
Wow, what a pimp. I applaud him. I've only been able to pull off even sleeping with 2 girls concurrently once. Anyway, it was 3 years ago. Your statute of limitations to bitch about it has expired. Sorry. You should feel lucky to be with a guy that could be out scoring an epic amount tail if he wants to. Hope you didn't catch any diseases though.
me5 0
sometimes winning means losing. ask any biggest loser!
mhmowned 0
at least he told you?