Love: Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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Detective work

By Essie - 13/05/2021 22:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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Babe

By Anonymous - 13/11/2025 09:00

Today, after I had third date sex with a guy I really like, he ended up sleeping over. This morning we woke up, showered together, had breakfast, and he admitted to me he couldn’t remember my name because he currently has four women on the go and forgot which one I am. FML

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Not so special

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom - Hove

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML

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Arian_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:10

Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!

musicislife1995_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:06

nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.

Comments

sistersestina 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 17:25

Honestly, it sounds like a guy's tin-eared take on the "fate meant you for me" romantic idea. And if it's been a good three years and still good, maybe's he's trying to say that HE won.

BoredomIsReal 13

Wednesday 18 February 2015 13:14

Make it one of those large dies that can go over 6

elparto 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 17:54

who the help cares? it was before you two made a commitment. ydi for agreeing to have sex with him prior to establishing a steady relationship. rolling a dice is a little strange though. at least he's been faithful and cut off those other relations though.

licci 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 18:42

more like lose

zkinns 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:02

Where can I shake this man's hand for being so god damn great? What a champ.

ashiiya 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:08

Even if you do seem "lucky" for this, I'd rather go find someone else. A guy who picks his girls like that doesn't deserve an honest girl.

__no_one__ 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:40

You weren't serious back then I suppose, but he is your bf of three years now. He might not have cared then, but if you feel he does now - let it go. He's probably a lot more mature now than he was 3 years ago.