Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, after I had third date sex with a guy I really like, he ended up sleeping over. This morning we woke up, showered together, had breakfast, and he admitted to me he couldn’t remember my name because he currently has four women on the go and forgot which one I am. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Arian_fml 0
Roll a dice to see how many times you should hit his windshield with a bat!
musicislife1995_fml 0
nice guy, but hey.. fate picked you.
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Comments (138)
sistersestina 0
Honestly, it sounds like a guy's tin-eared take on the "fate meant you for me" romantic idea. And if it's been a good three years and still good, maybe's he's trying to say that HE won.
BoredomIsReal 13
Make it one of those large dies that can go over 6
elparto 0
who the help cares? it was before you two made a commitment. ydi for agreeing to have sex with him prior to establishing a steady relationship. rolling a dice is a little strange though. at least he's been faithful and cut off those other relations though.
licci 0
more like lose
zkinns 0
Where can I shake this man's hand for being so god damn great? What a champ.
ashiiya 0
Even if you do seem "lucky" for this, I'd rather go find someone else. A guy who picks his girls like that doesn't deserve an honest girl.
__no_one__ 0
You weren't serious back then I suppose, but he is your bf of three years now. He might not have cared then, but if you feel he does now - let it go. He's probably a lot more mature now than he was 3 years ago.
dragonflygal 0
I wonder which # will become the 'lucky' wife...
EveryDayJackAss 0
dang, that's one good playa, he's still a fkin asshole though
Rainyy 0
How convenient that there were 6 girls he slept with and a dice has 6 sides.
ashj 0
Could have been worse. He could have had to roll a D20.