Love: Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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InsaneGenius 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:07

Why hasn't anyone already said what a horrible roommate/housemate she has? OP, they're both shitty. If you can, move out of there.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:02

wow, does he like you, or his roommate? Is the roommate a guy or a girl?

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banana_buddy 6

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:46

In the OP's case it's time for a dicking in his glory hole.

IWABO2_ 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:06

Daja vu?

depressingdeath 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:14

that sucks

Brittneyyyy 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:41

"...my to my roommate's room" sounds awkward to say... I think "my room to my roommates room" would sound better. Anyway, I'm wondering if the roommate is a girl or a guy :/

Savannalicious 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:12

Thats a bummer.

wittyme 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:26

****** confusing. are you on spliff? your roommates room is your own room. silly you.

eftup 9

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:45

English?..

woofis 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:47

why? what's the point? more anger and negativity? the world has enough of that already.

Shinygirlnz 1

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:01

God that sucks. How tacky of both your ex-boyfriend and your roommate.

grichie1994 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:07

does it really matter if the housemate is a guy or girl? who's saying OP isn't a guy? it still sucks either way. /:

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