Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
That's… a strange coincidence
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Top comments
marleypuckpuck 22
i think his attitude is more dangerous and sickly than the herpes themselves. you deserve better!
TheSovietOnion 21
Well at least he didn't actually have herpes and give it to you.
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Comments (51)
Nina825 21
You don't need a guy like that in your life OP , at least he should have said the truth not freak out about it
headofmedusa 15
Better safe than sorry, and at least now you're free from his stupidity.
abraybro 27
Wow, OP. Goes to show what kind of person he really is! You definitely deserve better.
keiNan_fml 35
that guy is not man enough you are better off without him
mylifebitches666 18
Yeah, **** your life that he doesn't have herpes lol. I think someone as dumb as him doesn't deserve you, and the fact that he's a coward and doesn't give an actual reason for breaking up makes me think you guys have been going out for a few days maybe weeks. Trust me OP this is a blessing in disguise.
cheesy_wotsit 20
Whether OPs boyfriend is lying or not, Id still get checked. You never know!
martin8337 36
That's almost as bad as lying about having the AIDS.
sweetbliss3 37
I know you said as bad, but there's a huge difference between the 2, and It's actually illegal to not tell someone you have AIDS.
tnbelle86 2
How do you know he was lying? That's nothing to play around with. You should get tested for it just to be safe.
DenverTyrrell 13
Sounds like your better off without him tbh
ostfaiz 18
Time to say last good bye, you deserve better