Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Top comments
Bolter197 0
Don't date douchebags.
yankfan89 27
Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.
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Comments (183)
Steve95401 49
And you remain with him because... ?
Courtney_Sanders 6
That has got to be the most disrespectful thing I have ever heard of. I really hope dumped him after that!
erica578 0
Ya cuz that's so smart
hhmmllcc 0
sounds like an immature teenage boy to me. I would say leave him. I'm sure you can do much better
kaiena347 0
awkward silence i bet.
cvillechicklet 0
Do it anyways
miZscrZee 0
Just shows he has NO RESPECT for your parents../:
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Or for her, or even himself. :p
georgiachick2012 0
Lose this loser. He obviously has no respect for you or your family unless he was joking around but i doubt it
CudIEpie 0
Quickie in the closet?
TDV 2
The Romans watched birds for signs from the Gods. Clearly that is a sign.
AwkwardHaole808 16
I think your posting on the wrong FML. Forgive me if I'm wrong.
Dracoboxer357 36
I think what TDV was saying was that if there ever was a sign for leaving her immature boyfriend, that would be it. :)
AwkwardHaole808 16
Oh, that fits also. Sorry.
CRC_101 31
It would be beyond epic for the other FML though! :D