Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML - FML

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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Knackered

By bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52

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Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

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Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

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Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

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Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:45

I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.

sarahhha 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:26

phone sex is boring.

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Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Friday 26 June 2015 11:50

Us guys have phone sex and it can all be over in a couple of sentences. You girls just go on and on and three or four minutes later it sounds like a cross between talking and nagging....zzz.

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