Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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Knackered

By bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:45

I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.

sarahhha 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:26

phone sex is boring.

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terriibabiiix23 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:13

maybe because you are TOO boring

minenotyours 0

Friday 1 January 2010 5:14

phone sex. enough said?

harrisonmoon 0

Monday 18 January 2010 8:31

no big deal really

azreal_13 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:25

haha I do it on purpose

MexRomeo 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 16:40

yup my ex used to also but it wus cuz she was dead tired like we would go at it till like 4am and then that's wen she would fall asleep

McrFreak2011 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:48

how can you fall alseep durning that?!?!?!! Sure i've dozed off AFTER but never during!! HAHA

My2864 1

Thursday 10 June 2010 0:59

ydi phone sex? how lame... seriously thats like webcam sex ITS NOT EVEN SEX >.>

hales1224 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:46

dude so did mine!!!

candace1988 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 8:56

Haha my bf has done that to me twice.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:41

I've fallen asleep too haha

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Same thing different taste

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