Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
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I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.
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jillybee101 7
That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D
perdix 31
The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"
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Comments (178)
Crazberry 5
Next time introduce yourself as a dominatrix. (Not that there should be a next time after that little stunt)
zandalee 20
Yes there should be a next time. Revenge time. Painful yet swift. Heh
Crazberry 5
The only way that could backfire is if he liked being punished for being a naughty boy or if he called her "mom" in the middle of it. Or both.
benmec 18
Lock your doors you huge dumbass!!!
nora111197 8
She's tied to the bed u huge dumbass
benmec 18
Uhhh hello? Before getting stupid & naughty. You dumb shit for brains!!!
Mekeritrig 15
You're boyfriend is an irresponsible idiot. Bondage has rules so that people can have safe fun. Your BF violated one of the most important ones: never leave your partner tied up alone.
rattusrattus 19
Agreed! How long does it take to undo a pair of handcuffs anyway (especially ones designed for bondage which have emergency unlockings)? OP's boyfriend should not be allowed to restrain the OP again, seeing as he can't be trusted.
Mekeritrig 15
*Facepalm* Your not You're. Sorry everyone.
The_F3rris 11
You didnt have on fake cuffs that dont need a key by any chance were you?
annihil8or 15
You mean "did you?"
ohitsdaniella 7
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
AcieMcG 21
Hmm, guessing you were able to escape since you wrote this FML, YDI for dating Christian Grey.
zandalee 20
Have you read the book? Can you tell me if it's actually worth reading please? I like a bit of smut like the next girl but if it's really badly written, it would do my head in.
rattusrattus 19
"“I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this.”" He's talking about his penis. "My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey flavor popsicle." She is also talking about his penis. She also mentions her 'inner goddess' 59 times. Oh, and the phrase 'ripped through my virginity' is used. This is before we get into the problematic and innaccurate portrayal of 'BDSM'. So... yeah.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
79- don't waste your time. Read some actual literature instead of that shit.
AcieMcG 21
50shadesofsuck tumblr, nuff said
marshmelo17 5
How does one cutely climb through a window for bondage? Last time I checked, bondage could not be further from cute...
VeganVampyre 27
Bondage may not be cute, but for many people it is sexy. And the whole point of his climbing through the window was for "sexy time". So I think it works.
SooperSuper 2
Some boyfriend you got.
stormchaser24 24
Next time you should be tie him up, then leave.
sougstad 7
Not so cute anymore, huh?