By dafuqdidihear - 11/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
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dafuqdidihear tells us more.

I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.

Top comments

jillybee101 7

That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

perdix 29

The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"

Comments

There has to be at least 5 FML's that has to do with a person ending up naked and alone while tied up in a bed..

revenge is yours for the taking...take control...and return the favor...except cuff him both arms and feet he'll feel bad forever...

Douche much? Sorry OP,but that's very bad of him

And the lesson here is never do bondage unless you are certain you won't be disturbed.

ok 2 things for ur bf Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers the middles or u!

friedbunnies 9

If you aren't old enough to let him in through the front door, you should probably shelve the bondage idea. And here's why.