Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
dafuqdidihear tells us more.
I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.
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jillybee101 7
That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D
perdix 31
The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"
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Comments (178)
Kimitte 1
You know he's climbing in her window, tying that poor girl up!
jamiebonvie 3
why do people thumb down peoples opinions, its stupid
jjmiller1001 17
There has to be pics to prove it!
jose562 5
I wonder who came in.
williamcarter93 13
THE USERNAME.....
PixiXOXO 11
Sextoy rule #1: Never use handcuff you can't get off yourself!
dafuqdidihear 11
I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.
rainbowsforall 7
Lol nice cover.
blair_x 12
I'm surprised she didn't call the police after your answer. I would've, if I'd known someone broke in and handcuffed my roommate to a bed.
Major_General 10
I think that things have improved for you.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
So what did you do to your boyfriend afterwards? I wouldn't have been fine with it :x
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Yeah your roommate seems kinda dumb. The obvious explanation in this situation is that your boyfriend and you were having some kinky time, how could she not realise that? Anyway if your bf and her hate each other so much and if they cannot stand being in the same room, maybe it's time for an apartment change? It can't be comfortable to have to sneak in your bf in your own apartment.
anniemeece 23
You don't have a bedroom door?
hiandrews69 29
Don't mind me saying, but if you're roommate really can't stand your bf THAT much, perhaps it's time to move somewhere else, without her.
Lilandra_fml 8
There's nothing funny about your cover up story, and I don't see how you could believe so.
hailezz349 5
Are you still cuffed? Jk jk haha(:
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm literally thinking how does one "cutely" climb through a bedroom window? Aha...
deOrca 8
The action itself is cute. It's like something out of a movie; you know the throwing rocks at the window / climbing up a tree thing. Cute, romantic, whatever. I personally think it's creepy as hell but, being a girl, I understand why other girls would find it cute.
fail_gurl21 7
hahaha 'SEXY TIME' wtflmao!!!