Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
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I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.
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Top comments
jillybee101 7
That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D
perdix 31
The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"
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Comments (178)
journeytotheend 16
"EFF WHERE ARE YOU GOING?? COME BACK AND UNCUFF ME??? HELLO? OH, WELL TIME TO WRITE A FML WHILE IN HERE"
jetsown08 21
CUZ THEY EATIN ERRBODY OUT HERE
Anita1023632 3
Bondage is weird... Js...
xpaulatanx 10
What a wuss. He could've at least hid under the bed or something.
cshell424 10
cutely is not a word...
Kwagyash 13
Yes it is.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Seriously? Yes it is, you moron. Look it up before you make a stupid comment.
CarouselHeart 11
How does somebody climb "cutely"?
Jasonf6 0
Ex bf right?
Taymah49 7
Where was the safety word?
mercsl65 7
hiw did you send in fml if ur handcuffed to a bed?
nismo_r2 5
It's just pussy why run from it