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FML - The follow-up
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I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.
By dafuqdidihear - / Saturday 11 August 2012 06:53 / Canada - Brampton
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By  jillybee101  |  18

That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

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  Enslaved  |  16

Or that the pussy boyfriend lingered around to make sure the coast was cleared and came back to uncuff the OP. Cross your fingers that the parents (or whomever) didn't go into the OP's bedroom.

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  leilaostara  |  16

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  duckymtz  |  16

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By  tigerlilypop  |  19

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  Syneriam  |  19

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  Drigr  |  19

Hey 94, I'm 19 and I still live at home. Times are tough and it's cheaper to live at home, and helps them out since I help with bills. Am I also too young for sex? If I had failed to ask if my gf could come over, for any reason, while they were out, she'd be sneaking out too.

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  VeganVampyre  |  19

105- I think the main point was the sneaking in/out, not the living at home. I'm also 19 and living with my dad. But I can invite whoever I want over, whenever I want. As long as I tell him, he doesn't care, because he knows I'm a responsible adult. If you're sneaking people in/out for any reason, there's a problem, and maybe you're not mature enough to be having sex even if you are old enough.

By  Ozuru  |  21

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By  omgalice  |  16

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  sonicgreg  |  16

Fml dictionary: Boyfriend(N): A man that you're in a relationship with until he makes any kind of mistake. If just one thing he does isn't perfect, dump his ass. >As defined by FML commenters

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  Zoh_Aubrey  |  16

I hate people who scream "DUMP HIS ASS" because most of people who say that on here don't have a boyfriend or a perfect relationship--but in this case, even Chris "Choke Down" Brown would love to tell OP's boyfriend to kick rocks.

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  slurshies  |  16

also, the guy climbed through her window just so they could be together, I think he's worth it. (I wish my boyfriend would do the same!) just because he's easily scared doesn't mean he's a douche. cut him some slack

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So true! Just because he does ONE thing wrong doesn't make him a bad boyfriend. She was probably referring to the whole someone left me naked and now I have to ask for help. I mean yes I would be pissed off but I mean come one everyone take a freaking chill pill!

By  jillybee101  |  18

That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

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  zandalee  |  18

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