Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Nice try
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Mixing it up
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
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DMC_Hotness 0
Lol... Watching the ginger episode of south park right now. Doesn't count, they don't have souls.
okieraider71 4
Gingers ARE so hard to resist!
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Comments (141)
Sabraynay 10
And that is when you justify the breakup by saying your right hand will suffice in the meantime. :)
mistersheezy 7
Sounds like that dude sucks!!! Find yourself a good man.
hiLife808 0
Oh I see... now all the other comments make sense :) It was weird when I thought everyone was talking about an actual ginger! haha!
JennaMarie420 2
Not trying to be rude at all. But did you think like..ginger root? Lol
puppytaco64 8
Y would make love to a ginger root?
JennaMarie420 2
EW
kareltje 17
26: I would even say he can go sit on his left hand for 10 mins and give it a jerk then. It would be just like cheating.
ReynshineCutting 10
How is masturbating the same thing as cheating?
ogplusog 4
YDI FOR NOT BEING A GINGER
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Agreed
TheNewGuy03 29
Looks like you can justify breaking up with him 'cause he's a cockface chickenshit ************.
BriBeHyper 2
Perfectly worded. :3
ProhibitionRose 14
Yeah, like everyone said before me, you need to dump his ass. Cheating is cheating, regardless of hair color. And even if us gingers don't have a soul, he does and he made that decision.
mrahhhhh 21
Remember when "ginger" wasn't seen as an offensive word? Shit, we even had shows where the main character had red hair and was named Ginger, and no one said shit!
ikickgingers 15
Ginger Grant was a representation of one the seven deadly sins. Soulless bastards!!
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
♫ Only a ginger, can call another ginger "ginger" ♫