Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Nice try
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Mixing it up
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
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DMC_Hotness 0
Lol... Watching the ginger episode of south park right now. Doesn't count, they don't have souls.
okieraider71 4
Gingers ARE so hard to resist!
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Comments (141)
lexilope 6
Fyl, definitely. However, this DID make me laugh.
E_ve 9
What a DICK! I'm a ginger and I can guarantee you I have a soul so his excuse falls squarely under the fuckhead-saying-stupid-things category. Hope you broke up with him. You deserve better!
Wreckless_fml 6
You must be one mad ginger.
Vash_41288 10
Red Sonya, nuff said.
oRobert237o 4
How would you know if you have a soul or not? Typical ginger.
McMan 23
I don't know why you gingers care so much about whether or not you have a soul, they're pretty overated, I sold mine for a klondike bar.
larrythedeer 6
I know right... Ima ginger and glad. Like seriously, wats the fun in souls??
redfishbluefish2 13
Haha, I'm a Ginger. Waiiit! That was your boyfriend?!
pitchblease 2
You're a dog...
Freeze_fml 17
Leave him, his soul has been stolen.
mea_iloveskiing 26
It doesn't matter if she was a ginger. He cheated. end of story.
dreamering 16
Really? No shit
Twisted_Angel 17
*ahem* EX-boyfriend is what I hope you meant. If not then you deserve it for staying with his sorry ass.
hiLife808 0
I'm probably gonna get a lot of thumbs down for this but I have to ask ... what's a ginger?
wagonbacker9 8
Redhead.
bianca6395 1
Someone with red hair
suchaprettygirl 4
I wouldn't tumb down a poor soul who has never had the joy of making fun of a Ginger or two :)
leadman1989 16
Red crotch hair.
abb31897 0
Someone with red hair. I have red hair, and I HAVE a soul.
pitchblease 2
I always thought you have to have freckles too...
receivingendofit 3
it's me, redhaired, blue eyed, and freckles.!
omnomcupcake 1
Its a person with red hair.
steelman112 1
I gotta disagree. Both my sons mothers are gingers and it wasn't that good. So it's not really 100% justifiable.
Enslaved 38
Maybe it was you that was bad. Sorry, I just hate people that put down their children's mother(s) in any form.
bingo01_fml 13
you obviously like them if you have 2 for your baby mama's, and they were obviously good enough to get you off, but can they say the same about you? O.o
wagonbacker9 8
I can see where he's coming from. Lol