Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Savra_fml 17
Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better
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Comments (195)
brittnthomas53 0
wow over fb...whats wrong with people. you can do better girl.
RockN 10
Slap him and say i deserve a real man
AugustBurnsToast 14
I wonder what her reply was.
praetor_fml 3
Am I the only one who took notice of his status? I take it from the wording, that he probably attempted to break up with her at some other point and she didn't take it seriously. I've had similar troubles. If that's not the case, then he's just a wimp for not doing it in person.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Typically when a relationship status changes on a facebook without prior discussion a person would take it as a joke, or that someone hacked their Facebook and changed it on them (like a friend.) So no, I didn't take the wording as hinting that he tried to break up with her before. If it had said "I'm not kidding this time..." I would be a little more wary.
lke0921 0
Unless he is a really huge dick. There must have been a reason that he ended it that way.
AngelSarah_fml 6
He is such a dick. How can he do that to you? At least he should say goodbye face to face. This man sucks. Forget about him. You deserve better.
cetlawizard 15
Dick or not, the fact that it said "I'm not kidding" seems to imply that he'd tried to break things off before (most likely in person) & OP didn't want to accept it as reality...I'd say the message was FINALLY understood (even though he had to advertise it so she couldn't deny it any longer) She should just leave the key & get on with her life elsewhere.
witeboy1118 0
Haha that ***** funny
Hellifex 0
Tell him to grow some balls
armydaughtr 0
Wow jerk much?