Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
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foxy_grampa 19
If you delete the message then the notification should go away I would think.
mpj13 8
Just don't go all Taylor Swift and write a song about it.
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Comments (39)
gavocado 8
If you delete the text the phone will stop sending notifications
Vagitarian1 10
:(
VampOfSavannah 31
Well said.
junkman6 22
Siri is such a bitch sometimes.
angelitared 27
New year, new you! *** him!
Tthug 34
That was the problem in the first place.
ComoEsJuan 24
I think the only logical thing to do is: 1. Cancel the plan 2. Break the phone 3. Change your name and get a haircut 4. Magic 5. New life. New phone. New boyfriend
juan3611 14
I like the way you think.
minesbiggerr 25
Can number four be go to hogwarts?
Nickb55 16
Maybe it's giving you a sign that nothing should happen anymore between you two.
perdix 31
It's not you, it's me. I love you, but I'm just not "in love" with you. I think I need to focus on my career. It's an epidemic! Your phone repeatedly dumped you and now it's spread to random FML commenters. I think that 2014 will be the year you ditch electronics for pen and ink. HNY!
beaverteaser 16
^^^ I can't top that
sbrideau 14
this has happened to someone I know (I mean the phone problem). turn it off completely and back on. if it still does it it might be your ex's phone that needs rebooting.
lilmslady 11
have you tried turning it off then on again?