Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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foxy_grampa 19
If you delete the message then the notification should go away I would think.
mpj13 8
Just don't go all Taylor Swift and write a song about it.
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Comments (39)
eatmor2 9
Settings, notification center, messages, repeat alerts, never
glabberfasted 16
That stops when you open it, that's not the problem.
Muttley9 13
When is some funny, smart and truly evil person going to come up with a "he loves me, he loves me not' app? :) No spam trolling needed then :O
bazookajoey 27
Read the damn message or delete it Simple as that
drewk877 5
phone automatically starts playing the "trololol" song.
adameeo 21
Let me guess.. Samsung?
trolled11 8
my work here is done
cobrakori 1
That happend to me. I was so angry and sad. Feel ur pain ❤️
NikkiNemo 13
my ex broke up with me over Facebook. not a message, no. through a post. and it wasn't even the main part of the post. it literally said, ps I'm single now, sorry nikki. so I feel you
millsjoshua949 12
Delete it. Good god. ydi