By rhythmbandit - 09/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 175
You deserved it 4 099

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol

blueavenger 0

"Us guys"? Speak for yourself. I'm a guy, and I would make sure NOT to write down the wrong color on this note. If I didn't know, I wouldn't say anything about it. Some guys are not assholes, newsflash.

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predavlad 3

You know that "brown eye" doesn't refer to eyes right? :) That's probably not what he meant, but still funny as hell.

well... its the thought that counts right?

Hatsutatsu 4

So either her boyfriend is extremely inattentive, which is something you guys should NOT be excusing, or he delivered the ear rings to the wrong girlfriend. either way, that's kind of all bad.

Ya **** your life that your boyfriend cares enough to buy you those expensive earrings. I know as a guy I don't really notice if a girls ears are pierced or her eye colors.

I can't tell if this is 'cheating' tag or we need to once again campaign for a 'himbo' tag...