Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, the morning before my flight with my boyfriend’s family at 2 am, I had to use the bathroom and unfortunately the toilet got clogged after a couple of safety flushes. Turns out my boyfriend can’t unclog the toilet and it’s the only toilet in the house of four people. We leave at 5 am. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
This would be what is called a relationship "red flag".
neonokku 0
slap that bitch
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AngelofMercy 0
Sounds like the guy I've been dating... Okay, usually yeah, I am a little emotional, but yeah I've had him whine to me about how much work he's doing and how he's soooo stressed. Of course he does it in a SUPER passive aggressive way so that I feel really guilty. ******* men sometimes. >:/
frostie 0
Ok what kind of boyfriend just leaves his girl when he knows shes sad? So what if he had work? I would defintly ditch my work for a while so i could spend time to cheer her up. Ok, either dump the unsympathetic robot your dating now or teach him to be more sympathetic.
See_Air_Ah 0
I dunno if they have Dollar Trees in Cali, but they do in Texas. You can get a plunger there for a dollar. =) And good luck with your douchebag boyfriend.
astory 0
Porridge over troubled water ?
loveisnever 0
Sounds like some tough times....you will get things straightened out and if he does clog your toilet again, take that shit out, throw it on his car, key his car, burn his car, slash every tire on his car, and smash every window that car has! After you leave the county jail after two years, you will have forgotten about this whole thing, and have moved on with your life. Yeah guys.....yeah.
eeeeyup 0
I plugged the toilet the other day and have no plunger... so I called my mom... This is what she said: Take a big bucket (small bathroom garbage can), fill with warm water and a squirt of shampoo ("Is the shampoo important, mum?" "Yes, my child, because it will clean the toilet a little big and smell better than your dung."), then slowly pour the bucket of water into the toilet, up to the rim. If you have good plumbing, the pressure should force the toilet to flush. (I had good plumbing but it took 5 minutes of me freaking out then all of a sudden... WOOSH! It went down.) Ummm, oh, and DO NOT flush the flusher when the toilet it full because it will spray all over. True stuff. Google it. It probably would show up on Google. I just wanted to share my newfound knowledge with the world. =]
Arider96 0
Dude... Tell your boyfriend 2 do it himself next time.
aoifeg 0
ahhhahahahahaha
seansporadic 0
YDIq
Menick47 0
Damn... There are literaly no words for this..