Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no"...

By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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Frustrated wank

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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Sexy talk

By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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No nut will do that

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 00:00

Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:53

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

The_Plagiarizer 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:38

Buy a ***** and slap him back.

Comments

Dro4200 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:52

Props to your boyfriend. MUSHROOM STAMPED!

Cicero1827 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:54

Disrespectful much... :/

tapthis798 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:54

My boyfriend did like the same thing and im wtf is ur problem

boardforlife 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:08

Sounds like ur a prude person an he should find someone else that makes him happy

iheartsnape96 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:11

Penis slap to the faceeeee!

celina_buddie 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:13

I feel sorry for the boyfriend.

brick_man33 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:16

better than an arrow to the knee.

gary8082 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:19

Well duh it ain't gonna suck itself!

annaFL 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:24

must be a happy relationship =D

joycetotheworld 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:27

Molly whop!

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