Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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TKay916 15
Wait... What?
JoshuahColins 19
I sense a problem here...
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Comments (290)
jipster 11
You should tell him that he should have his pubic hair shaved the same way as your father because you like that.
avapaige1234 19
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*cue on incest and MILF comments here
green2go 14
It's time for a new boyfriend
strike2867 13
This one might be better than the Mosby...
challan 19
Perhaps one that doesn't dance to "welcome to the jungle" with his mom
RedPillSucks 33
Or Zepplins "Whole lotta love"
Kozmotis 8
That is beyond strange.
happylawyer 16
Then he will want you to cook his food just like his mom does and iron his shirts with starch like mom does...No, honestly, that is way too weird.
meaganxo 14
He knows this about his mom, how? LOL awk
mixinitup 12
When you heard that, there shouldve been a lot of red flags going off.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Hopefully he knows this because his mom walks around the house naked or something.
graceinsheepwear 34
that isn't really much better than the other possibilities. still creepy and inappropriate
BrotherPhil 35
Skin is just skin, unless you have a dirty mind.
cutiepie292929 18
Run...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
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Well fair enough, it's kinda creepy that he knows that about his ma. However, I don't know a guy who prefers pubic hair completely waxed off. They say it looks like a little girl's ****** and it's disturbing. That aside, pubic hair are here for a reason, it's a protection for your ****** and shouldn't be removed completely. A trim ok, but a full wax, not great.
EMTchic 14
Are you kidding me? I don't think I know of any guys who want a girl with a bush, or any hair at all for that matter... Where the hell have you been living?
disney_blonde 16
It WAS protection. In caveman days. Now underwear serves the same purpose so the hair isn't necessary.
wsdarrah 14
Why is everyone so anti-pubic hair these days? I tried it once, and I looked like a little girl, so I never did it again. I'm clean, and trim, so I don't see any reason not to have hair. And my boyfriend likes it, he prefers it.
laurenasabutton 26
I hate how defensive people get over their pubes. It's just hair, you don't need to defend your choice to keep it. That said, I have never met a guy who prefers hair down there. I like women, and I would not go down on a girl who wasn't clean shaven.
laurenasabutton 26
Also, 51, I hate the "it makes you look like a little girl" argument. Do you not have breasts? I have e cups, pretty sure being hairfree downstairs does not make me look like a child. Do men look like little boys because they shave facial hair?
bbambastic 16
E cups? Damn
vladimirnabokov 15
I like women as well and I'd still be intimate with a girl who wasn't shaven or waxed. pubes are pubes. whether you shave, trim, wax, or do nothing, I can guarantee there is someone in this world who would like it. your pubes, your choice. everybody has a preference - why is everybody so gung ho with this "little girl" nonsense? as someone who has been waxing for two years, I take slight offense to that... I don't look like a small child when I'm naked...
Pleonasm 36
(Sick of this argument) At the end of the ******* day, it's entirely up to the person in question what they will or will not do with their pubic hair. If they want to shave it; fine. If they don't; also fine. Guess what: everyone has different tastes. Neither the "little girl" nor the "hygiene freak" arguments are valid, especially in the face of personal choice and opinion. But jus' sayin': if I were to not shave my beard for 5 months, some people would look at me like I don't keep myself quite clean and groomed, and so too will some guys if you never keep it trimmed. Then there's the question of: do they want to go down on hair or not? In that case you'd have to consider shaving it regardless of personal opinion, and instead for pure practicality. Let's just let people live their ******* lives a little and not shove down their trhroats what is best for them.
Myo_fml 20
I personally when I'm single like to see how impressive of a bush I can grow like a guy and a beard. Of course now it's trim and gone in respect for a new partner.
TheDrifter 24
Why must it all go? A little landing strip, maybe shape it into a butterfly or something, change it up, keep things interesting. I personally think the "little girl" remarks are a matter of perspective, if his head is in close between your thighs, a man cannot see your breasts ladies. All he sees is smooth and hairless.
Jemm_fml 29
@99: I've never seen an avatar more befitting a comment.
Pleonasm 36
Well it doesn't have to all go in every case, but that's your taste. Some people prefer it all to go, I guess. That's their taste, too. However, two things: a) You can look up while you're down there if you really want to, so there is a possibility to see the breasts b) I don't see why seeing only a smooth and hairless ****** should make you think the person is a little girl any moreso than seeing shaved armpits, shaved legs, small boobs, shaved facial hair would make someone seem like a child. It's just hair, really, and if the two people in question prefer it that way I don't see any problem in it.
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think the problem is that if two people prefer it that way. The problem I see is this weird obsession people nowadays seem to have with hairless genitals. The whole "shave it off you nasty ****" thing is pretty upsetting. And god forbid a woman doesn't shave her armpits...
tj5810 21
#138, I had a laugh at that too, not to mention a visual. I don't dare insult it though. Surely a woman of that magnitude could probably consume me for breakfast.
lengi123 18
Am I the only one laughing my ass off at 70's picture next to the first three words?
drureos 5
yes