By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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somewizdom 15

There's nothing wrong with bathing with your own mother from time to time.

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Dave_Davington 33

Not exactly the best way to pitch such an idea.

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MadlyInLust 5

Wrong on every level. Tell him you don't want him to work out more cause damn his dad has a nice ass.

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carnage45567 10

Tell him he needs to grow a pair like your dad if he wants kids is more like it

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Ryan8878 21

That's hilarious in an extremely gross and horrifying kind of way. Good luck with that OP.

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givethisguyahug 7

I can't wait to hear the follow up to this one

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Enslaved 36

Grow it out, then directly above its hairline write "Cum to Momma" with a sharpie. :P

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Danfran_1147 10

Wait, why are you asking him for permission anyway?

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Enslaved 36

Read it again. The boyfriend is the one asking. My guy has asked me to wear a certain outfit or style my hair a certain way. (Never asked about my pubes, though) :P

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Raelthelamb 31

I don't even want to know how he knows that about his mom

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kait154 7

Maybe he saw his mother naked as a child because he was curious or she was changing. Dont always assume the worst.

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MlleMC_fml 19

I've seen my mother naked when I was a kid, and so did my brothers. Nothing proves that he saw his mother naked recently. ;)

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