Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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TKay916 15
Wait... What?
JoshuahColins 19
I sense a problem here...
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Comments (290)
somewizdom 15
There's nothing wrong with bathing with your own mother from time to time.
jcrb 11
says op's bf
carnage45567 10
Oedipus complex I do sense here
Dave_Davington 35
Not exactly the best way to pitch such an idea.
MadlyInLust 5
Wrong on every level. Tell him you don't want him to work out more cause damn his dad has a nice ass.
carnage45567 10
Tell him he needs to grow a pair like your dad if he wants kids is more like it
Ryan8878 21
That's hilarious in an extremely gross and horrifying kind of way. Good luck with that OP.
givethisguyahug 7
I can't wait to hear the follow up to this one
Enslaved 38
Grow it out, then directly above its hairline write "Cum to Momma" with a sharpie. :P
Danfran_1147 10
Wait, why are you asking him for permission anyway?
Enslaved 38
Read it again. The boyfriend is the one asking. My guy has asked me to wear a certain outfit or style my hair a certain way. (Never asked about my pubes, though) :P
Raelthelamb 31
I don't even want to know how he knows that about his mom
kait154 7
Maybe he saw his mother naked as a child because he was curious or she was changing. Dont always assume the worst.
MlleMC_fml 19
I've seen my mother naked when I was a kid, and so did my brothers. Nothing proves that he saw his mother naked recently. ;)