Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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TKay916 15
Wait... What?
JoshuahColins 19
I sense a problem here...
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Comments (290)
Xquisite1 28
So, he wants you to have a hairy pussy because he admires the way his mother's hairy pussy looks....YEP that about sums it up. Very disturbing.
lesley3r3 22
Ergh!
buckdharma 38
He's done too much research. Dig a hole under the fence and run away.
Virtual_BS 13
@#49: I see what you did there.
monkeyy100 15
I don't know if i should find that disturbing or very disturbing....
CrissyyyS2 22
Well his mom goes walking around the house naked so he caught a glimpse.
Pleonasm 36
And he thought "damn, that's some nice pussy, ma! I gotta get my girl to look like that down there, mmmmmmmhmmmmm!"
LennyComa 39
Time to find a new Boyfriend it seems.
MuppetMerkin 10
Uuuuhhhh..... Creeeeeppppyyyyy.
jlynpa 10
Much like your guy I think Norman bates had an unhealthy obsession with him mom. Cue the scary shower music...
grahmagog 14
o.O
youllnvrkno 8
Dafuq did I just read?