Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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TKay916 15
Wait... What?
JoshuahColins 19
I sense a problem here...
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Comments (290)
kacironi 13
that's way past the point of disturbing
danilovesgave 6
Does he also want you to braid it and call him daddy?
jazalea8 16
Why was he looking at his mom's bush? I find it very disturbing. Figure out the reason, and depending on how he would know that, get him help or dump him. That is just wrong on so many levels....
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I sense a disturbance in the force.
ardencred 7
This is the hairiest Oedipus Complex case I've ever heard! Yikes
TogeBara 12
Sounds like my gf's house. They walk around half naked in their house all the time. Brother there or not. Company around they will wear clothes, but if its just the family, nah. Probably the same thing for this guy.
TogeBara 12
Why is this downvoted. I didn't say anything bad. I stated a fact and it wasn't even about OP. People are stupid. and when i said half naked i meant topless.
athens619 13
EWWWWW(quagmires voice) that's nasty(Cleveland's voice)
thehowiie 6
wow. just wow.
Cazz91 21
That isn't awkward at all... Fyl indeed.
stoych 19
Freud would have an amazing time with this one!
Kc1001 14
Kensington too!