Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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TKay916 15
Wait... What?
JoshuahColins 19
I sense a problem here...
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Comments (290)
4funzies 13
Groady.
mr_sarcastic416 29
that's not just creepy...he's crossed over beyond creepy
imtooshy 18
Had to read this one twice, super confused and equally grossed out. Good luck with him sweetie.
subiedude08 17
He and his mom must have a pretty messed up relationship
Hodges82 9
Are you gonna grow it out??
greatfirstdate 18
At least he likes it natural :) But we could've done without the comment about his mom.
pattayarick 8
Ask him if he could grow his dick more, because your father's dick is bigger and you like it that way. Then leave Oedipus for good.
minidrone_fml 11
Your boyfriend wants you to be like his mother and he knows what her bush looks like ? RUN !!!
rmoman007 7
Lol
perdix 31
I'm imagining the boyfriend has seen his mom model many different pubic hair styles and decided "full bush" was the best. I'll bet he was none too happy when she tried out the Van Dyke.
perdix 31
#83, Should I have gone with Mutton Chops? Handlebar Moustache? Hitler 'stache?