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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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texas_justice 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:38

...a guy frightened by his own fart has no business reproducing.

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 8:37

OP admit it.. it was you..

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uvm16cb 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 9:04

youre a ******* dumbass it was you not him its called a ******* queef you made the sound and youre a dumbass

miss_zigzag 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 2:55

Awww hahaha don't be so hard on him, he was nervous. I think it's more lol-worthy than fml-worthy!

xXmoeXx 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 16:25

haha HIS fart scared em'..lmao

powerangers 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:16

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fuzzywazzy012 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:43

That obiously stinks

ITS17 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 12:14

hahaha. that was one of the funniest things I've read all night hahaha

D_Nasty101 0

Friday 16 July 2010 11:03

That is AMAZING!!! A lot of dogs get scared by their own farts too :p

TigerTattoo 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:15

This had me laughing so hard for about 5 mins!! I even cried... Lol

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Thursday 22 July 2010 7:53

Oh my God! I can't stop laughing!

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Saturday 24 July 2010 23:30

LMFAO mood killer right there xD

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