Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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Top comments
thelastgirl 0
What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??
Imawhalerider 0
just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh
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Comments (112)
pwnage79 0
i fail to see the fml here
Deathnote123 0
damn thats harsh and that must have sucked
OwnageAxe 0
How does it suck? He's just checking his email. She gonna sue him for checking his email?
cutebebe778 0
*Dialogue How is this an FML?
sublime93 0
wtf? how in the **** is this an fml? man this site sucks ass now
noshitsherlock 0
or checking ****.
crazy_cat_lady 0
Exactly what I was gonna say. Hello.. he was watching ****.....
icertainlysuck 0
This FML sucks
SS240 0
Why the **** would anyone still have phone sex, god that's boring.
darkmis1 18
why werent you over his place so you could do the real thing? hmmmmmm?
marz88 0
Excuse me while I die of boredom from reading this FML
butteredbuns 0
Your bf is a buzz kill