soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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LysssNysss 1
Oh yeah...he's a keeper.
bella_brasil 0
Wow some of you are so bitter. I bet he's not even that young,plenty of guys will do this,no matter the age. & lmfao 64 and 128 (:
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
LOL IT WAS ME!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Epoch 0
LOL, that was the best FML i've ever heard. i'm still laughing. what a funny guy. hopefully you have a sense of humor and can appreciate it.
xxdani 0
Your boyfriend is my hero, that is soo funny!
HelloStarshine 0
I would have been right behind him, racing him to the truck. That's adorable. He's a keeper.
Rantie 0
LOL maybe he will bring you some? Ice cream is the best tho
BobSwarley 4
110% win. seriously, sometimes ice cream is all you need :P
ehue 0
wow, people really need to lay off of her, i read it as a joke and as something i might share too to brighten up other people's days. I know that it made mine marginely better. i think that its cute that he still loves the ice cream man that much and besides its spring, he's been MIA since September! Anyways, I really hope you laughed it off and maybe got some yourself. Sex can take place at anytime and pretty much anywhere, the icecream man only comes five months a year!
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
so i guess he didn't have time to "POP up his penis" before the ice cream man came.