soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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_pk_ 0
LOL That was sooooo funny! He's a cool guy And you're definitely not the person to be with him if you're one of those who feel embarrased out of everything and don't even have a bit of humor
Melodyfire 0
i woulda followed right after! i love ice cream!!!!
cupcakeqt 0
that is definitely something my boyfriend would do xD. you have to realize here that although guys bodies may grow and mature, their brains stop doing that around age 6, as far as i can tell...
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
you guys were just making out, his dick wasn't even in, he can always come back AFTER he has that delicious delicious icecream
Lou_Briccant 0
The Ice Cream man waits for no one. One must do what he has to do in order to catch it.
crunkkidz 0
Today, I was making out with my significant other naked when I heard the ice cream man and ran to get some. When I came back he was angry. Psshhaw, he thought she was more important than the ice cream man. FML. okay, I know I'm not funny but whatever! :) and your bf sounds amazing! haha
24788 7
lol, that bites
24788 7
Lol, some people are addicted to ice cream. Can't blame em.
Shreddd 0
He did that because he can. He knows there are no consequences for eating ice cream when you wanna bump him. Secretly, you feel for him and his ice cream addiction.
lmao_rofl9 0
lmao, #31 is my hero. though one time my boyfriend did stop me mid-bj so he could watch dateline, hahahha. i feel yah there.