soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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kelevra012 0
and that's why you shouldn't date people who havent hit double digits yet...
Rebel_Wrangler 0
Ice cream pwns and sometimes the ice creamman pwns all! I get excited to hear the icecream man, but he doesn't come on my street in this stupid Yankee town. If I was makin out w/ a girl, I'd seriously consider it, and probably run out commando just in Jeans or shorts. It'd be worth it.
survivalism 0
Dude, are you kidding? It's the freakin' ice cream man. Be more selfish.
Truffles 0
hahaha I agree with 16 and 19. I'm pretty sure I'd be out the door for the ice cream man too, clothed or not. Ice cream just rules too much
m0nicam0nster 0
HAHAHAHA cockblock stop being so ridiculous I'd be out the door just as fast as he was. geeze
zeemadhatter 0
Man I really wish that there was a "WIN!" option for FML.
housemd1120 0
He's a keeper. Seriously. Im not being sarcastic
seitosilver 0
This is why 12 year olds shouldn't have sex
asmidiske 0
In all honesty, I would have done the same thing he did. I'm sure your make-out skills are among the best, but there's no passing up an ice cream truck.
AnneFTW 17
I hope he got you one at least XD