soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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alex_vik 1
And this is why 5 year olds shouldn't be dating.
Guairdean 0
Hopefully you locked the door behind him as he ran out of the house.
Socrates_fml 0
how can you be upset at that? you obviously have your priorities mixed up. take a lesson from him.
dwights 0
well at least he grabbed his clothes... lol also sounds like something I would do rofl
colortherainbowx 0
Who the **** wouldn't choose ice cream over sex??? Right now, I'd choose a spongebob ice cream over internet. :D
babawaba 0
ice cream > you. Get used to it
wannabegangsterr 0
Win-Win. Have him put the ice cream on you and lick it off.
Pointless 0
Your boyfriend is my hero, I think. I'd do that. :] Ice cream is amazing.
Atropos_fml 0
You're lucky to even have ice cream trucks. I think they're illegal here. D: Also, it might have been his excuse to stop making out. Ice cream is better anyway.
rachelann47 0
icecream truck?! where the hell do you live that it's warm enough this time of year to put icecream above sex?! it's still very cute, though. ;)