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soooyeah United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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KittenOnAcid 1

thats so frenching adorable

itsgen 16

what a keeper

......um......no comment

I would totally do that...

I wanna party with him! :D

violentfemme222 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg that's amazing!!!!

why would he want ice cream when you could make him cream

Jayyyrad 0

HAHAHAHA amazing.

awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! you're so lucky!!! i'd kill for a guy like that! stop bitching!!! at least you don't have only wants sex and then will leave once the deed is done!!!!!! if you don't want him, i'll have him! :D!

HAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS its not as bad as it seems tho.... its all on ur taste tho :D