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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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IDK, maybe everyone knows this story. But, some rents tell the kids that the ice cream truck only plays its song to let you know it's out of ice cream! And, a true story, I was run over by a horse-drawn ice cream wagon. Complications resulted and I was sent home from the hospital to pass-away quietly at home. Obviously, no one told me and I just went on living instead. TRUTH! LOL

You know you would have done the same if you were on top.

What a douche! Sex always takes precedent over anything else, except maybe some life-threatening situations and maybe not even then!

Sounds like something I would do

i would smack my boyfriend.... except i dont have a boyfriend

who seriously can deny ice cream?

you need to be more entertaining apparently. or York a far cow and he's trying to help you out.

I luv icecream

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

jason1595 0

lol