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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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kudos for your boyfriend.

lmfaoooo thatz gota suck

Hun, that has NOTHING to do with your body. I would sooo do that too! I love my girlfriend more than anything, but seriously. The ice cream man tops sex any day of the week! It's a fact. Actually, she would probably run after him with me...

Haha lol The Ice Cream Man rocks and you know it!!!

Why not combine the two, fool?!

that's just messed up.

ice cream sex = uber ******

energyphuck 0

lol!!

I'm a girl and tbh if a guy did that to me. I wouldn't be mad! I would follow him right out the door! the ice cream man only comes once a day! :D

haha I bet if my boyfriend and I did it he'd do the same