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soooyeah United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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he's a keeper

So...how is that an fml? xD Dude's awesome.

hahahahahahahha

hahahahaha well that sucks! Maybe next time?!

aww you got **** blocked by the icecream man. that sucks, better luck next time

what a keeper(;

At least he's got his priorities straight....

Cute illustration :3 I like the kinky aspect of it haha

Inspired22 11

Hopefully ice cream puts him in the mood and gives him energy to be amazing in bed?