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soooyeah United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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lalalala214 0

haha thats hilarious! im sowwy fer u tho (:

ritalinboy 1

mans gotta have his ice cream

lamisscrown 0

jajaja

harleyguy58 0

Ice cream or sex?..... Yeah he made a bad choice and sounds like he's about 5 years old.

XxMoonStarxX 0

wow...how old is he? 9?

Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D

Thank you making me laugh for ten minutes straight, and ultimately making my day :D

kaylaaa_ 0

lolll thats cute. you two should have gotten ice cream together and then got back in bed. its not an FML

ryanski0123 0

The best fml so far

Anything for a Choco Taco!!!