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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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l3allin_all_day 0

quickly make him a sammich before his out the door

d00000000d ur boyfriend has mental issues.

... is this seriously on here?? icecream is waaaaaaaay better than whatever you are doing oh and don't call me fat, because i am not

you hav an amazin bf

LOL I've been guilty of doing this before!!! come on, who doesn't love ice cream?!

I'm sure my boyfriend would sell his soul for those ninja turtle ice creams.

so... what's the problem lol!

Icecream>sex

i scream you scream but ill get ice cream before i cream

Sam_13161821 0

ice creams the best. i woulda done the same thing haha. think of what you coulda done in bed w/ his frozen treat ;)