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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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either he's a loser or he really wanted ice cream. its guys like this that are giving all tha real men a bad name. good luck with him shorty.

egypt_fml 0

LMFAO

Saphire_Dragon16 0

hahahahaha omfg that'd totally be my boyfriend, he lovessss ice cream XD

kissmeimkati 0

That's seriously really cute, I would find it hilarious if that happened to me. As long as he's not a jerk or like that about everything else, I'd be okay with it.

You can make out any time, but the ice cream man only comes once a week. (no pun intended)

...Wait, so you didn't run after him?! You can get naked whenever, but how often does the ice cream truck roll around?

this is why 14 year olds should NOT have sex.

im sorry but i would do the exact same thing

He's a keeper. :D

gabyluvsraymond 0

haha thats funny. ... well =) hehe ice cream was a **** blocker hahaha u got **** blocked by an ice cream man! thats so gay!