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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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Bigtimeballerjd 0

mmmmmmmm choco tacos and great whites ya i wud choose the ice cream

stupid_ass_peopl 0

if i read the word "proceeded" one more time i will SCREAM

HAHAHAHAHA I would've done the exact same thing.

Oh my god, that's hilarious. I would have laughed so hard if my boyfriend did that. and then slapped him when he didn't even get me one. because he would do that.

Haha, that's adorable! I can see soooo many guys doing that.

BRIGHT SIDE: at least it wasn't an ice cream woman :O btw, if u dump ur bf, can i have him?

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I am so sorry.

bradlb16 0

maybe if u were the icecream lady this never would have happened

Pffff you can have sex whenever. The Ice-cream man is only there for a little while!!!

karamella_fml 0

Think about it this way. You'll still be there in what, 5, 10 minutes? The ice cream man wouldn't :)