Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
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Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Bl4ck_1c3 2
maybe he's just weak..
notsocommonsense 1
well we know who wears the pants in this relationship
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Comments (75)
Mirorbo 27
Think nothing of it, darling. It simply means you're stronger!~
brobbenb 0
Or fatter
zp5 4
that doesn't mean you're fat, your boyfriend could just be really weak.
varkey 7
why is this an FML? There are lots of big girls, maybe not even fat but just heavy because of muscle / height / "big bones." There are lots of strong girls, and you are apparently one. There are lots of small guys, either nonmuscular or short or just light bones (like me, i'm 5'10 95 pounds and I can bench 200). There are lots of weak guys, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
scotty2hottie48 0
stfu
warpig182 0
Your full of shit. I just want you to know that
skyttlz 32
if your 5'10 and 95 pounds... that is disturbing. I'm 5'4 and 118 pounds and my mom was worried when I weighed 122
Sinkhole 26
Are you sure you didn't type one of those numbers wrong, varkey? I'm 5'2" and just a bit over 100 pounds, when I weighed 95 pounds, my body mass index was so low that I had to gain extra pounds in order to not look sick! There's no way you are 5'10" and 95 pounds, your BMI would be a bit over 13, and a BMI near 15 is an indicator for starvation. Maybe you meant 5'1"?
Upon_A_Burning_B 0
I'm 6'1" and only 135..
Crashriot 14
Lol, he needs to drink a cup of cement and htfu
caester9 0
fatty
EngineerJane 0
You deserve it for being really fat.
ERich331 3
YDI because you were out of the kitchen
Youser 0
lol
ICabooseI 0
sexcist,virgin,AND under the age if 14.
ejoyy 0
hahaa aww hoow romantic ;D lmao fyl
danlana 0
well my girlfriend can lift me up easily but I have to put a bit of force to pick her up.. this happens so it's nothing serious to be FML
zambo491 0
thats bullshit it would be physically impossible to be 5,10 and weigh 95 you wouldnt be alive forget about benching 200 pounds
InfiltratedMind 0
exactly!
TheDrifter 24
He likely just dropped the 3 and hoped that the other two digits looked like a reasonable weight to the rest of us.