By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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tsim14 4

I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

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illmatic2 16

Common sense isn't a requirement for graduating high school.

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buckdharma 36

Maybe the kids should play outside from now on.

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jdmur 6

That actually seems a bit logical. I totally see how he put those two together

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amerikaninfidel 2

19-Chelsea, so you tried it twice before?

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perdix 29

Well, I didn't have to know how sex works to get my degree. That's why they call it B. S.!

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Eelam_star 2

Pray for your sake that you don't get pregnant by this idiot.

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johnhjoker 3

That is the absolute greatest thing I've read.

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CharresBarkrey 15

You should read more.

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escobar07 10

How did he graduate? Why did you **** him is what I wanna know

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Sanrio90 8

LOL, this FML made my day. "Soak up the kids" is my new favorite line.

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souljacker 11

I'm just popping for an opportunity to use it in my day to day social intercourse! :-)

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