By single - 10/11/2010 02:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML
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HentaiBunny 4

You should have replied with 'Did you want to enter the fiery pits of mordor?' And then spread em ;D

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Melancholia_ 6

I think I like your boyfriend. XD If someone did that to me I'd probably start laughing though.

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niswisk 3

Thats adorable lol how is that an fml for him trying to make u laugh. Lol

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ImTheAlpha 30

If my bøyfriend did that, I'd start giggling and bop him on his nose with my finger. Lølz, nøt really a FML.

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platypus505 5

To all those ladies who thought this was great I love you

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Eclipse003 1

I shouldn't read this while I'm at church o.o I lol'd so hard xD

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JCJC15 0

He was probably nervous and didn't know how to show it lol

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JimmyHopkins 7

That's not a FML moment. That's just funny.

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