Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
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Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.
Welshite 39
Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.
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Comments (251)
fakedsincerity 32
FYL for being so stupid and immoral to date a married man. Your poor kid.
magiczebra 9
Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe OP didn't know he was married until she got pregnant.
WhisperSoflty 20
She's still calling him her boyfriend, with the full knowledge that he's married. Stupid and immoral fits pretty well.
thecrazymancan 17
A lot of fml posters use wording tricks like this.
rosenkrieger223 24
I'm inclined to agree with #12 and #119. Even if she didn't find out he was married till after he got her pregnant, she should've dumped his ass when she did find out. The fact that she still is with him and calls him her boyfriend shows a complete lack of regard and respect for the man's wife. OP, you definitely deserve this. **** the wife's life. She's the one getting truly ****** over here.
jdawg35527 8
if you knew he was.married when you met him then sorry no sympathy from me
unlucky_04 10
Maybe you should've gone for therapy as well. Why isn't he your "ex-boyfriend" instead of "boyfriend"?
DocBastard 38
And you haven't told his wife yet...why? Oh, but I'm sure he REALLY loves you and is leaving his wife really really soon and truly loves only you because you're his soulmate and all the other ridiculous bullshit excuses married men use when they cheat. He's a cheating scum, and you're enabling him, which makes you not much better.
annie_nk 22
Plus chances are if he's cheating with you, he'll cheat on you.
rosenkrieger223 24
These two comments above are probably the most accurate and to-the-point statements in this whole comment section. I thoroughly agree with them both.
kernelkat 16
I don't think married men can have girlfriends. The correct term is mistress
TheBrochure 22
Her username is "Cereal_mistress".
MrSassypants 33
And OP's boyfriend's name is Captain Crunch.
TheDrifter 23
He would still be called boyfriend by his mistress though, as benefactor is outdated and master implies a rather particular sort of sexual liason.
ninja_dae 11
I like how op says her boyfriend then talks about his wife. why is it fml if your boyfriend is a married man and you're with him? that's your problem.
uoeno_fml 20
Bitch.
challan 19
I have no sympathy for you, only for his wife and your child.
lmarie1 9
I'm not sure where cereal comes in but your name gives the idea that your calling yourself mistress - not cool on any level to be one
skitzymew 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Not cool to be a mistress? Do you realize that sub/dom relationships are incredibly popular? There's nothing wrong with them.
Kiki242 19
-_- mistress as in chick on the side.
raphanne_fml 33
If he cheats with you, what makes you think he won't cheat on you? **** your child's and the wife's lives.